COW QUIZ

Hey--do you love cows? Or do you just have nothing better to do?
Why not spend a few minutes taking my COW QUIZ?
Or, if you're in a rush, just fill out my Cow Survey quickly below.
Read on. . .

The quiz starts off easy, and then gets harder. Good luck!

  • QUESTION 1:
    Which of the following is more likely to moo?
    A cow-lover A frog

  • QUESTION 2:
    Which of the following is smarter?
    A cow A dog

  • QUESTION 3:
    Which of the following best describes the level skiing of which cows are capable?
    Level Two Level Neuf

  • QUESTION 4:
    Which of the following is a common saying about stuffed cows?
    "One squeeze, three moos" "One squeeze, four moos"

  • QUESTION 5:
    Which ice-cream chain sells cheap mooing cows during the summer?
    Brigham's Toscaninni's

  • QUESTION 6:
    Whose List of Cow Things (when completed) will be longer?
    Ben's Christina's

  • QUESTION 7:
    How many mooing cows does Christina have in her room?
    Two One

  • QUESTION 8:
    Which of the following is a born cow-lover (as opposed to a learned-cow-lover)?
    Robert Ben

  • QUESTION 9:
    What is a cow's favorite language? (HINT: what number is this question?)
    Cow-ese French

  • QUESTION 10:
    Which of the following better describes cows?
    Cool Kewl

    • EXTRA-CREDIT:
    What's the secret password (3 words, 12 letters)? (HINT: it's the refrain to a popular song)

    Thanks a lot for taking my COW QUIZ--I hope you enjoyed it! Check the correct answers and score yourself!

    COW SURVEY
    And now, there's a little information I'd like to get about you, for my COW SURVEY:

    (Editor's note, 8/98: At Wellesley I had a script set up to send me the results of this survey, but I haven't set up a new one at my new site. This basically means the survey is useless, but I left it here (all but the "submit" button) just for the sake of preserving the original page, and also because someone out there might think it's amusing. As for posting the results of the original survey--maybe someday when I get around to it.)

    Your name:

    Your email address:

    What's your overall favorite kind of cow?

    Do you consider yourself a cow-lover?
    Yes No

    Would you be interested in seeing a paint-it-yourself version of my computer-generated cow on the web?
    Yes No

    If you took the COW QUIZ, how did you do on it?
    A B or C D F

    If you didn't take my COW QUIZ, why didn't you?
    Too little time Took it already It looked boring Knew I would ace it

    Why are you filling out my COW SURVEY? (select all that apply)

    Are there any further comments you would like to make about cows, the COW QUIZ, or the COW SURVEY?

    Thanks a lot for participating--come back soon and find out the results of my COW SURVEY right here!

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